{"product_id":"happy-8th-baboontothemoon-happy-8th","title":"Happy 8th 🎂","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(128, 128, 128);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is not a real product. We will not ship it, and there is no cake. It's a joke listing for our 8th birthday. Enjoy the bit, then go look at the bags. Yeah we really had to say this before people ask us when it will be restocked...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEight years old and we finally learned to bake. Sort of. This cake is not waterproof, does not have a zip compartment, and will not survive checked baggage, which makes it the least practical thing we've ever put on this website.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWe made it anyway. Eight candles, one for every year we've been talking people into buying brightly colored bags. Blow them out, make a wish, wish it were a Pink Go-Bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe only product we sell that gets worse if you take it on a trip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNot waterproof. Not durable. Not sold separately. Absolutely delicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEight (8) candles, one per year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eZero (0) pockets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eStructural integrity: poor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNot TSA-approved in any configuration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eColorway: frosting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePre-Order estimated to ship in approximately never\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e**\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"baboontothemoon","offers":[{"title":"Frosting","offer_id":52094741446944,"sku":"43019420434503","price":266.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/7495\/9648\/files\/a8780ad9e6e7eca309a58a4ca4fb97c8.webp?v=1785736227","url":"https:\/\/baboontothemoonshop.it.com\/products\/happy-8th-baboontothemoon-happy-8th","provider":"baboontothemoonshop.it.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}