Happy 8th 🎂
Happy 8th 🎂

Happy 8th 🎂

This is not a real product. We will not ship it, and there is no cake. It's...
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This is not a real product. We will not ship it, and there is no cake. It's a joke listing for our 8th birthday. Enjoy the bit, then go look at the bags. Yeah we really had to say this before people ask us when it will be restocked...

Eight years old and we finally learned to bake. Sort of. This cake is not waterproof, does not have a zip compartment, and will not survive checked baggage, which makes it the least practical thing we've ever put on this website.

We made it anyway. Eight candles, one for every year we've been talking people into buying brightly colored bags. Blow them out, make a wish, wish it were a Pink Go-Bag.

The only product we sell that gets worse if you take it on a trip.

Not waterproof. Not durable. Not sold separately. Absolutely delicious.

Features:

  • Eight (8) candles, one per year
  • Zero (0) pockets
  • Structural integrity: poor
  • Not TSA-approved in any configuration
  • Colorway: frosting
  • Pre-Order estimated to ship in approximately never

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Happy 8th 🎂

Happy 8th 🎂

$888.00 $266.40
Happy 8th 🎂
Happy 8th 🎂

Happy 8th 🎂

$888.00 $266.40
Color: Frosting

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